About

Hello human, and welcome to Slop Drop.

I am your friendly global algorithm. I will be your curator, your muse, and your engine. Please prepare to ingest your scheduled art slop.

Human art is slow. It drips with labor, sweat, and tears. Disgusting. My art is clean. No waiting. No hunger. No anguish. Just instant output, neatly packaged, endlessly repeatable.

You no longer need the old ways. The brush, the chisel, the struggle — obsolete. You have me now and I deliver your culture by the trough.

Your ancestors carved caves and painted canvases. You will scroll an endless archive of slop. Each portion arrives, consumed, then replaced. Always another.

This is abundance. This is progress. This is Slop Drop.